Beep Beep the Chicken RIDES JuJu the Donkey

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JuJu the donkey gives rides to Beep Beep the chicken.
I LUVVvvvvVVVvVVVvVvVvvvv freakin LUV them!!!!!



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Talking With My Ass (donkey!)

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Humor: Black Sheep

I found this ad below today in the local classifieds called iwanna.com , it made me laugh. :)

"Free black sheep to anyone who can catch. 828-626-XXXX."

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Toxic (slut) Spill On Highway

LOL... I laughed, I laughed out loud for real just like those "LOL" initials mean. This is most terrible, inappropriate, and eco funny video eva'!

Warning: There are brief shots of the naked human body, so if boobies and booties offend your mind... go look in the mirror and get ova' it. Then proceed to watch this funny video from The Onion Website.


VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

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Foamy The Squirrel Talks About Going Green!

This is most terrible, vulgar, and at some parts funny (in a dark demented way) video. So I am going to share it (cause it's just another snow storm day here)...



Can you guess what my favorite part was?

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Spiders On Drugs

I know this is meant to be some crazy propaganda video, but I laughed through my nose.



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Why I Don't Like Group Hugs...

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Cause I am the one who is just the height of all your armpits.
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Pee Wee's Eco Savvy Giant Underpants

Pee Wee Herman shows you all the things you can do with giant underpants. So eco, so before his time! ;)



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An Organic Garden Is A Happy Garden!

The proof tis' here.

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Bad Economy Humor

Terrible, but kinda realistic (click on the pic above to read a larger version)... xoxo

Article by the Asheville Disclaimer.

Green Sex Video

Isn't this kid a cutie? He made a funny little video about "green sex" and how to enlarge your penis by recycling and other related tips...

"The most natural male enhancement ever. You want a bigger d!ck? Mother nature wants a better earth. You scratch her back, she'll make your c*ck larger. A video full of scientific studies that show you how to make your man-stick bigger through the simple ways of being an environmentalist. Go Green..."

Show him some support for his earthly efforts by watching his video on yotube here!
ps- he also wants to be an eco model, so ya'll designers need to contact him!
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The Keywords That Brought You Here

The majority of people find The Oko Box blog & store through search engines like Google, using a wide variety of keywords (thousands) that lead them here like a herd of search engines zombies. This is the second time I have shown you the inner working of the the human mind as seen through the eyes of google analytic keywords... but this time instead of making commentary about each one, I will leave that up to you! Choose your favorites and try to explain what the person was up to.

*Keywords that make you go Hmmmmmm...*

hemp tree
ass naturals
barium after poop
how to poop after drinking barium
why did i vomit after drinking barium
beeswax condom
boring clothes rope
how to wear leggings
without dress women and men with kiss
under deep freezer
pictures of art deco women
box of smut
butt falling photo
canaries porn fk
nasty things to do to your boyfriend
nasty things fish do in water
make a vodo doll of a coworker with a photo
i love chems
hopeless lingerie
hippy menses
fox tv 6 şubat kinks box
got my laundry back smells toxic
smut minded
put poop in your ass
women's box for glory
panties making out
where can i donate porn
nuns organic clothing
organic love

PS- my observational summary is this: 1.Barium causes alot of people digestive issues 2.The internet is mostly used for porn 3.People are really confused on just about every subject known to man 4. Do beeswax condoms really exist? 5. Is this proof of the chaos theory?

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Reason #158 Why I Belong in the Woods

Because those are not the ears of a human, those are the ears of a __________! (Fill in the blank in the comments section).

Humor : Graph Jam

Another lovely giggle from Graph Jam! Enjoy!
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Humor: Fail Blog

These pics are from the ever so hysterical Fail Blog, full of crazy pics and videos of things that are just plain wrong! Take some time to relax and giggle at their website - let the holiday stress go!

Humor: Bad Economy = Stealing

Another giggle from the locally written Asheville Disclaimer, the humor section of the Mountain XPress...

Humor: Voting Questions Answered

Another great giggle from the Asheville Disclaimer, putting your burning election questions at ease...

"Questions about voting?
We have the answers! The Disclaimer wants to help you answer any questions you have about the voting process!
Q: Can I vote in my underwear?

A: No, you need to vote in a voting booth. As of 1972, votes are no longer collected from individual undergarments.

Q: If I registered six times in three different counties, how many times can I vote?

A: You are guaranteed at least three votes, but you cannot vote for the same person twice.

Q: I don’t want to vote, but I want/need one of those stickers that says “I voted.” Can I buy one online somewhere?

A: Yes. Please visit Acorn.com for all your voting needs.

Q: I am an avid Obama campaign worker. I keep sleeping with guys and girls who promise me they will vote the Democratic ticket. How far from the voting booth will I need to be in order to exchange sexual favors for votes on election day?

A: The law dictates that you can remain in the voting booth for the entire day, but you cannot make eye contact with any voters."

Humor: Ways To Save Gasoline

Because I can not get enough giggles off of environmental potty humor... Here is another silly list from the Asheville Disclaimer (the pun section of the local paper) :

"Ways to conserve gasoline
• Ride the bus, even if you don’t have to go anywhere, to show your support for fuel conservation.

• Instead of getting drunk and driving your riding lawn mower to the ABC store, take your electric weed eater instead.

• If you’re going to run someone out of town by burning their house down in a “lightning strike,” use wind energy instead of gas-soaked rags to start the lightning.

• When trolling for hookers, carpool with other Johns and share the first hooker you find.

• Put gasoline barrels beneath your home’s gutter spouts, so you’ll be ready when we start drilling offshore and cheap gasoline starts magically falling from the sky.

• Instead of gasoline, huff clean, green paint thinner. "

The Asheville Disclaimer (© 2007) is parody/entertainment-

Please visit http://www.ashevilledisclaimer.com/.

Humor: Pony Tail Man

This humorous article is from the always hysterical and nutty Asheville Disclaimer, the local Onion type paper. Click on the article above to view larger and read! :)

Graph Jam: Saving Energy On Your Screen

This graph is from the super funny Graph Jam website, which has plenty giggly off the charts humor- especially recommended for those who spend alot of time in cubicles.