Like every studious blogger and business person I track the traffic and keywords that bring all my lovely customers & readers to my websites. Sometimes when cruising through popular keywords googled to find my store & blog there are some *ehem* words and phrases that *ehem* are pretty funny and make me go 'hmmm'. In the tradition of many bloggers past I would like to share with you now those special keywords that brought many people with fetishes, secret thoughts, & questions to The Oko Box!Let's start with...
KINKS:
*women in clear panties* - sorry to disappoint but "clear" organic panties have not yet hit the green market!
*hottest girls* - well, um, yes the grrrls of The Oko Box are the hottest and have gone wild!
*free toys for adults* - if only we were giving that away...wait, thanks for the idea!
*bootylicious underwear* - THIS WE HAVE! Go check out our majorly bootylicious selection!
*box condom* - hmmmm, can someone tell me what this is? Doesn't sound effective...
*large women in bikinis* - see, now we all need to stop complaining about our size big or small cause some pervert out there is searching for us on google!
*vintage boots sex* - saucy!
*women in undies* - yes, just plain ole' undie wearing women, make sure to check out our bootylicious selection above.
MY FAVORITE kink is::: *pica chu porno* - Wow! WTF? How did that get ya to The Oko Box?
Now for...
QUIRKS:
*small little money scam box* - uh, yes I think I have a small little money scam box right over here for you...huh?
*don't try this at home blender tricks* - oooh, what can you do with a blender away from home that you can't do at home, please share in the comments section :)
*tencel allergy* - Oh no, tencel is a natural fabric but it does go through chemical processing and I imagine would cause some chemically sensitive people some probs :(
*dress me up organic* - grrrl, you came to the right place I would l-o-v-e to dress you up organic , go to http://www.theokobox.com/ and get this party started!
*jewelry turned my skin green rash* - Yuck! That's why I don't wear metal anymore. yuck.
*fall punk wardrobe* - how interesting that someone is looking for a fall season punk style wardrobe, does this not seem ironic? Yet still, I can help! Have ya seen the Clean Up or Die Tank at The Oko Box yet?
And the WINNER OF QUIRKS is::: *prison box container guillotine* - cause who can live without them !?! And certainly we can help you find one.......
YAY for keywords! Did you find what you were looking for :) !?
